Who still uses cash?

Fast food restaurants resisted, if only for a little while...Wendy's and Subway pioneered the use of the credit/debit card for their customer's convenience and it has since become commonplace for the McDonalds, Burger Kings, and Taco Bells of the country to accept this form of payment. Which brings me to Taco Bell...What gives you assholes the right to charge me .79$ each time I use my card?!? Of course I can't resist the Baja Chalupa and I am too damn lazy to take a trip to the ATM. (Random Tangent) Speaking of ATMs, I want to point something out to people that say, "I have to go get money from the ATM machine." You redundant imbecil. ATM stands for Automatic Teller Machine. So when you say, "ATM machine," you are, in fact, saying, "Automatic Teller Machine Machine." So....Stop it. That goes the same for people that order a Cheese Quesadilla. Queso in Spanish means CHEESE, there is no purpose in reiterating the fact that you want cheese...it's included in the name. Bottom line, if you want shredded cheese, grilled on a flour tortilla and folded in half, like an omlette, just say, "I want a quesadilla." You might prevent a hispanic waiter/waitress from laughing at your ignorant gringo ass behind your back. (Back to my point) Paper money is slowly becoming archaic, generations ahead of us will have no concept of the value of money because they will be raised in an age where currency is a matter of moving digital numbers around, bills will all be paid online, and shopping will be done largely on the net.
I am positive about the expulsion of paper money when I think about the germs and bacteria that cash is capable of carrying. Everytime you touch a bill, you are touching every person that touched the bill before you. It's kinda like having unprotected sex. Soon we'll have to wear latex gloves when handling cash.

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