Heroic Songs

This post has been a long time coming, and I apologize for the time off...without further introduction and without any ado...here is a post that is about "Hero Songs"

We Don't Need Another Hero - Tina Turner

Pros- Anthem for Mad Max-Beyond Thunderdome
"Two men enter. One man leaves."

Cons- Huge shoulder pads, Tina Turner doing her best DOG: The Bounty Hunter impression (or wait, is Duane "The Dog" Chapman doing his best Aunty Entity-decide for yourself)


Hero - Enrique Iglesias

Pros- Enrique is the son of famed singer, Julio Iglesias; two words: Anna. Kournikova.

Cons- Enrique is the son of famed singer, Julio Iglesias; What's with that thing on his face?

"Moley, moley, moley...I want some guacaMOLE."

I Need a Hero- Bonnie Tyler

Pros- Kick Ass 80's movie montage song, specifically in Short Circuit 2

Cons- Just look at the video for the song, speaks for itself

My Hero-Foo Fighters

Pros-Dave Grohl is a badass and the Foo Fighters are a seriously underrated band

Cons-The song has ties to one of the cheesiest guilty pleasures of mine...Varsity Blues ("I don't want your life" most awful line in a movie. ever. But, the whipped cream bikini was rockin')

Hero-Mariah Carey

Pros-Pre-Mimi Mariah Carey was a talented singer and quite sexy

Cons-Post-Mimi Mariah is a Playboy shoot waiting on just the right bombed album release (maybe that should be a pro...)