The Birthday Post
And another year has passed...traditional birthday idiosyncrasies ensued.
- Gathering of friends and family....[check]
- Large group of people eating at moderately priced restaurant....[check]
- Pissed off waitress dealing with yet another 12 top....[check]
- Alcohol, including, but not limited to, 32 oz. dos equis, Daiquiris, and a fishbowl margarita big enough to bathe a small baby....[check]
- Additional stress on aforementioned waitress from half sober "gringos"....[check]
- Cake adorned with trick candles....[check]
- Oversized sombrero....[check]
- Pointy party hats displaying SpongeBob SquarePants indicating the birthday boy's foolish wish to stay forever young....[check]


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