Celeb Thoughts

Lindsay "Blow"han is once again in trouble with drugs and alcohol and Michael Vick is under suspicion of being involved in a dog fighting ring at his home in Virginia...our children are in trouble if these people are role models.

I guess what I can't understand is the mentality of celebrities that they have to drive. I can understand that the ability to drive is a certain freedom that can't be matched, BUT when you are in a position to afford a personal driver, a limousine, be it Hummer, Navigator, whatever, why wouldn't you take that precaution??

That's why I am going to invent the "Drunk Socialite - Virtual Driver Vehicle Apparatus"or...

The DS-VDVA ( patent pending)

The DS-VDVA offers the drunk socialite the illusion that he/she is driving the car when in fact the car is being driven by remote control at a centralized location. Sensors in the vehicle will detect Blood Alcohol Volume whereby an alarm will be sounded for the system to initiate if the level of alcohol exceeds the amount relegated by that state's law. Multiple cameras on the vehicle will give the sober operator the ability to properly accelerate, brake, and turn the car. This way the client in the vehicle will still feel like they are driving but they really won't. Our motto, "You drink, we'll drive."

Potential clients include Nicole Richie, Lindsay Lohan, Mel Gibson, George Michael, and Paris Hilton.

In completely unrelated news:

The top box office numbers are in and the winner's podium goes to Pirates of the Caribbean 3: At Worlds End, Shrek the Third, and Spiderman 3. I wonder if there has ever been a weekend that the top three movies are the third installments of trilogies? Probably not.