There she goes...

You asked for it, here it is: Your American Idol Post

And then there were two. Melinda Doolittle was cheated ousted last night as the competition was trimmed from a threesome to the final two: Jordan and Blake

Bogus. Fraud. Sham.

This outcome goes to show that you should never underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers. Obviously (to anyone that has watched the show), Melinda deserved to be in the final two being the most consistent and talented of any Idol season (I have only watched this season, but she is that good that I don't have to know what happened in the previous seasons to know that she is by far the best). So if that is the truth, what the hell happened?

Girls between the age of 12 and 17...that's what happened. Shame on you! A plague o' both your houses!!!

Blake is a talented and attractive young man with multi colored hair and his finger lies firmly on the pulse of contemporary flair. This, of course, gives him the high-pitched squealing tween and teen chick vote.

"Like, OMG Blake is so AWSM!!!"

Although my wife did her best to cancel out every one of those air-headed, know-nothings, her efforts were thwarted as she was only given three hours and a limited battery to cast her votes. Don't get me wrong, Blake has a niche. His scatting/beatboxing/overall hipness is to be commended. He is a good singer. He isn't great. His rendition

Melinda and Jordan should have been the final 2. And I think Blake knows it. It's not his fault, but I bet he had trouble sleeping last night.